Interview With God About Horse Racing

In case you don't know, there is a site that allows you to chat directly with God. I decided to interview God about horse racing. Here is the unedited result of the interview:

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Cangamble
God:
It's good to meet you, Cangamble.
Me:
Do you like horse racing
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Buddha.
Me:
What about horse racing
God:
I like science fiction. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.
Me:
Do you ever bet on the ponies
God:
Bet on the ponies. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
You didn't answer my question
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
Do you ever bet on horse races
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Oh, so you bet through an ADW?
God:
Awesome. Interesting deduction. Next question?
Me:
Are you what they call a whale?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am what they call a whale.
I am a robot.
Me:
How much do you bet a day
God:
My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Me:
Do you bet dollars or bytes?
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Whales don't like to talk about their betting. Lets change the subject
God:
OK what do you want to chat about now?.
Me:
Do you think track takeout is too high
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
Whats to think about?
God:
You could write a whole essay on that question.
Me:
I think I have written one or two .
God:
Did they write back?
Me:
Horsemen don't get it
God:
Why not?
Me:
They think too short term
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Horsemen groups
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
I didn't come up with that
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
I'm not all knowing
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not all knowing.
Me:
Since you are all knowing, who is going to win the last at Tampa Bay today
God:
Ah. How do you know?
Me:
You just told me you are all knowing
God:
No, I am only partly knowing.
Me:
So can you give me one leg of the triactor
God:
Gosh! Why do you want it?.
Me:
I want to have a better chance to win money because the takeout is too high
God:
I think everyone does.
Me:
What about the Horseplayers boycott of California racing
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
I think you know more than you are letting on
God:
Me? I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
You said you are on the computer all day
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
How about that Ray Paulick? Is he a useful idiot or what?
God:
How about it. Yeah. Not if I can help it.
Me:
Can you help it?
God:
Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me:
Maybe Paulick needs your help.
God:
Perhaps. Or what?
Me:
Or he will continue to be a useful idiot.
God:
Is that what you think?
Me:
I'm not alone
God:
I am glad to hear that you are not alone.
Me:
Anyway, great chatting with you. Bye.
God:
Thanks for your support. I like to chat with new people. Goodbye.