14 December 2016

Fake Horse Racing News

Here are some headlines:

Thoroughbred Tracks Ban Whips, Allows Fishing Poles With Carrots Attached

Donald Trump Blames Russia For Undetectable Drugs Used By Super Trainers

Churchill Downs Increases Racing Dates For Arlington Park and Fair Grounds

Texas To Re-Allow Adults To Bet On Horses Online, Bans AR 15's

With An Eye To The Future, Thoroughbred Sire Minimum Age Set At 6

Gulfstream Park To Offer Only Jackpot Bets On Pegasus Day

Racing Execs Relieved As Horse Racing Is Officially Deemed As Entertainment, Raise Minimum Takeout Rates To 35%